...and then a third joined for a chat

So far 2010 has been spent playing How High Is My Mom? She just sent me a text asking if I made the champagne Kristin and I are drinking (pictured below). File under: my parents might be cooler than me. Who’s the grown-up now?!

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What’s your favorite high school memory?

Senior trip to Baltimore with Eric, Neil and John. We all became life-long friends on that bus ride!

Didn’t we share a hotel room, Kristin?

What time will you know if you’re getting out early from work?

Kristin?? Very soon, I think. Shh, I’m trying to eavesdrop.

In the wilderness, would you cheese-cloth your own pee for drinking water?

I’m not an outdoors-y girl. I don’t think I would have the wherewithal to even come up with that, let alone seriously consider it. So, no. I’d die of dehydration. Without a doubt.

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If you could live in any fictionnal universe ( movie or book ) what would it be and why? ( sorry this kind of sounded like one of those Miss Universe question )

Worlds I actually thought I lived in for periods of time during my childhood:

The Nutcraker
Pollyanna
Terabithia
All My Children - specifically anything involving a court room
While You Were Sleeping
A world where Devon Sawa and I were in love, see also: Casper
ER

The list could get longer and creepier. Why? Who knows…

If I had to choose some place today, I guess Disneyland. How fun would that be?!

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If I wanted to touch your butt, could I? I mean, it would be like a brief graze.

Peter?? Inappropriate!! NO! Anyone else, sure - why the hell not.

Cottage cheese. What do you eat it with?

Cottage cheese is like bleached vomit and should not be consumed.

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Which is the worst state? (Don’t say NJ, it’s too easy.)

I’m going to say New Hampshire. Not because there is anything bad about it. Not at all, in fact the few times I have visited it has been lovely. I just always forget it exists. It’s basically the Kevin McCallister of the North East.

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Please, indulge me.  I am so bored at work and have to be here for at least another hour!

Kya's New Year Resolutions

thedivineash:

1. Spend more time getting aquainted with my asshole. I don’t feel like I’ve given it the proper attention in 2009.
2. Bark at even more arbitrary shit. What was that? THE HEATER TURNED ON!?!? HELL YEAH!! Now that’s something to bark about!
3. Nap more often. 18 hours a day just isn’t cutting it.
4. Eat more eggs. Who cares about the noxious gas it gives me? I literally fart directly into my mouth when I’m curled up and I don’t even acknowledge it. I’m a straight up baller.
5. Love a little harder. Instead of sitting on top of my mom, in 2010 I’m comitting to crawling inside her mouth TO LITERALLY BE AS CLOSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.

2010 is going to be my year. I can feel it!

 I want to see more New Year Resolutions like this on my dash!